Archive for January, 2009

Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

From 1999, this freaky fucking infomercial starring ex-Dynasty star, Linda Evans, is for Rejuvenique, an electrical face mask that’s supposed to reduce wrinkles by “exercising” the face muscles. Unfortunately, it also kind of reminds one of the psycho serial killer, Jason, from “Friday the 13th” film franchise.

If you would like to try the Rejuvenique [...]

Freaky Midget Pitch Men: The Rice Brothers

Mini-documentary about these amazing little brothers:

Here’s the fast-talking Rice twins selling the powerful Cash Flow Generator:

Moral to take from their story: Bigness is not measured in inches, but by how big you DREAM..

Freaky Fisting

Good lord Freaks, fisting fuck performed by 2 petite lesbos. 20 second quicky!

Freaky Piss Squirt and Slurp

Freaks, here’s a quicky Saturday squirt and slurp performed by a pair of lesbos. 30 seconds.

Freaky Horny Woman Fucks Unconscious Woman

This freak makes freaky suction sound effects all over blindfolded, unresponsive womans body. Tit sucking, asshole sucking, feet sucking. Around the 9 minute mark the blindfolded woman finally comes around, regains consiousness! Watch what the freak does then!

Beautiful Brace Face Eating Ice Cream

Freaky metal mouthed babe devours an ice cream treat.

See more babes in braces…  CLICK HERE…

Freakish Puke Porn

I don’t know about you, but this gives me a major tent in my Docker’s. Watch as a mean, dirty blonde spews her lunch all over a dirty little puke bag.

Two Clowns Get Freaky

A couple of clowns get busy in a dingy basement.

Freaky Sex with Deaf Porn Star

Freaky Cobra Penis